When the customer is bad we beat them, then throw them down here in the dungeon. Yes, all Quizno's are equipped with dungeons. Also good for afterhours floor hockey.

Gatorade tower. The top bottle is being supported by a ghetto-rig of a thick cardboard-backed fruit-fly trap. Yes, a fruit-fly trap. If I didn't get free food...

No, he's not running cuz he loves the food... he just loves to run. Especially away from me, the one with the camera taking incriminating evidence of his "work" time.