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Sandwich Recipes

When you work at a place like Quizno's, you can't stick with the normal sandwich recipes. Now, perhaps some other Quizno's are douches and make you go around the counter and order your sandwich like any other stooge, but not my Quizno's. I make my own sandwiches, and that means I improvise. I present for you viewing pleasure, some sandwich recipes set to tantalize and blow your socks off...


The Raspberry Honey Mustard Chicken

Same as the usual HM Chicken, except it has the added benefit of including a healthy dollap of Raspberry Chipotle Sauce. Also uses mozzarella cheese instead of Swiss. Why? Because I fecking hate swiss cheese.

The HoneyBourbonFrenchOnionBeefSpectacular

Take one of the 6 or 10 inch sandwich rolls and make like you're doing a Beep Dip. Put mayonnaise, french onion sauce, and some honey bourbon mustard. Add on mushrooms, mozzarella cheese, the beef and the gravy. That's a fine tasting sandwich.

Alternate Version: No mushrooms, also add Honey French dressing. Sounds odd, but it works.

A popular sandwich a certain customer always comes in to buy is as follows:

Large on rosemary parmesan bread, put bacon alfredo, raspberry chipotle, honey french, chili sauce, honey bourbon mustard, and a little mayonnaise... oh and some chicken i guess too...

There you have it, I'll update with more sandwiches as soon as I start writing these feckers down.

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